Last week we had Passover! Lots of eating!
Then we had Cory's Trailer Park Birthday Party. Lots of fun, and also lots of eating!
Then we had Easter- Lots of eating, tons of people, and a trip to Urgent Care because Oliver shoved Reeses Pieces up his nose. Too far up his nose. Right after the (brand new) garbage disposal went out on us.
But really, I could care less because my mom came to visit.
She brought a thousand course meal, complete with 500 different dessert
options. I did not need to do anything! It was amazing. I was so burnt out from Passover and Cory's party, and a gazillion papers due before the week was out, so she did everything. I just sat around and ate and gazed lovingly at my mother. Till she told me that I was HUGE and my hair looked dingy.
Just kidding.
But not.
Best highlight ever from the past two weeks that I have been M.I.A?
THE WASHING MACHINE CAME ON MONDAY! I cannot even tell you how dang excited I am to no longer have to wash our clothes in the bath tub. Because do you know how much work that is?! Washing them all- BY HAND- rinsing them all- BY HAND- and then wringing them all out- BY HAND- and then they are still so wet that I need to put them in the dryer twice each time, at least. I swear- I would have been pissed all the time if I lived like on the wild Frontier or something. AND HOW!
Speaking of Frontier women- something else happened this week, too.
I FREAKING EXPLODED.
Big as a bread box.
So now that we are all caught up, I have leftover pie to eat.
XOXO,
J.Danger
