I don't know about you but I am a GROWN woman. Therefore, I refuse to wear any of the following items-
Linen shorts with pastel flowers embroidered on them and ruffles. Yes, ruffles.
Giant denim t-shirts with Winnie the Pooh on it.
Anything with Winnie the Pooh on it, denim or not.
Also, I already feel huge enough as it is. Therefore, I refuse to wear any of the following items-
Anything with horizontal stripes. Why?! Why would you do that?
Anything with huge neon polka dots. WHY?!
Basically, anything fluorescent period.
Any shirt, dress, and/or shirt-dress that ties directly underneath the largest part of my gigantic middle girth. Totally not cool man.
Also, I understand that only women can get pregnant. But guess what geniuses- not every woman on the planet simply adores hot pink.
STOP IT!
Sincerely,
J.Danger (a.k.a you better take my advice right this very second because I am pregnant and therefore automatically right, OR ELSE)
