Alas my friends, I am and shall continue to be, the only female in the house.
The Danger Family will be gladly welcoming a THIRD boy, this august!
Here is a list of the reasons why having a THIRD boy in the house will surely rock-
1. I can just give up cleaning my house from here on out. I mean come on, why even bother anymore?
2. I get to spit and scratch my crotch whenever I want from now on, because if I don't I will merely be the odd man out.
3. We will not have to buy anything for this little guy, because somehow I knew this was coming and saved EVERYTHING. So really, we are doing ourselves a favor.
4. I WILL NEVER HAVE TO PAY FOR A WEDDING.
5. Period talk? Nope. Not gonna happen.
6. In fact, no sex talk at all. Helllllllllo Husband. Although, I will admit- this frightens me a little.
7. It is ok for boys to look like ragamuffins- they're boys! So I don't have to worry about making them look cute, color coordinated, and well put together.
8. I won't have to run nearly as fast when I hear screaming or "BLOOD" or "Moms coming! RUN" because I will already know exactly what is going on. They're boys.
9. It will be considered acceptable when there are lizards, squirrels, dirt, sand, boogers, rusty trucks, and stray army men body parts loosely strewn around the house.
10. We get to have another Bris, which is cool because everyone at Temple will cook for us. (I knew there was a reason we joined!)
So there ya have it. Another boy. And we are stoked!
xoxo,
(carrying yet another penis) J. Danger
22 comments:
My mom says: "It's ALL Cory's fault! She won't have to buy mass supply of tampons but she will have to buy a mass supply of rubbers!" hahahha. Congrats my dear...4 boys in the house is like having your own built in security system and not having to pay for it! Love you guys!
Boys are fun! I grew up with 6 brothers. The bond they share is priceless.
Congrats!! (Although I will mourn not seeing a pretty baby girl dressed up all cute by you!)
Boys are fun! I grew up with 6 brothers. The bond they share is priceless.
Congrats!! (Although I will mourn not seeing a pretty baby girl dressed up all cute by you!)
There's gotta be something in that So Cal water, my family hasn't produced a girl in over 20 years!
Congrats to you both!
With a boy you only have to worry about one penis. With a girl you have to worry about thousands!
Congrats on the additional weiner addition to the fam! ;-P
Bugs and dirt forever,
Lisa
Well, I wish, I hoped, I even prayed that some pink would grace your life. As a mother of ALL boys myself, I have to say, you are truly blessed to have a healthy baby on the way. (wipes away the pink mourning tear)
Although on the flip side Mrs. Danger, I watch that show John and Kate plus 8, and I would take any one of their boys over any one of their girls. Those little over emotional pink wearing toddlers are a little too much for this boy having Mom.
Count your blessings love, you will NEVER cycle with another member of your household.
I love you guys, congratulations!
Heather to the S.
Penises Rule! I'm a little bit in mourning of the fact that you won't be putting bows in anyone's hair (well, you could, but they might have to seek therapy for years to come) but at the same time you sure do raise some precious boys so we know that you'll do awesome with this third sweet boy! Congratulations!!
You're so funny! All of those are valid. But, I have to tell ya . . . it's nice having a girl kitty around. I can't dress her up, but at least I don't feel quite so alone.
ha...once you have a third, it doesn't matter the gender. just realize that you will now be out-numbered. hahahaha. congrats and enjoy the pickles and ice cream!
A boy? So cute! Congratulations!
haha, I have to say I was pleading with God for you to have a girl, but alas, HE must have a better plan!
And besides, this just means you get another go at it right?
CONGRATS!!!! My husband is the oldest of 3 boys. :) Your post made me smile! I loved your list!
Oh, Congratulations!!! Awesome, all boys to protect their mama!! Best wishes to you!
Congratulations! When will this little guy arrive - generalities, as they seldom come when the doc says.
I only had girls. Three of them were teens at the same time. I'm now bald!
OH BOY! Great news!!!
Love the list :)
WOW!!! If I could guarantee only having boys, I'd probably be a mom by now!!! Congratulations!!! ;)
Congrats! Great post loved the all the reasons! LOL.
Ohhh girl...alllll boys. I feel for you. I have one of each. But I am scared when my girls starts her period and we are both bitchy at the same time..not gonna be a good thing!
contrats babe! i know iam a little late on your blog but i just figured out how to comment. rick always deletes your blog from our fav's. so, now iam just gonna have to keep its saved in my email.
just keep strong with all those boys. hold your ground. if i ad three boys, (technically i have two) i would use my tears as leverage. (which i do quite often) to get my way.
xoxo
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