The food you eat-

I don't want to get too political on this site, most of you know how I feel about most things. So instead, I posted this hysterical video that I stole from my friend Jamie!

It's just for the better.

Please excuse the smell...

Our house smelled funny this weekend.  All weekend.

Saturday afternoon it was raining, so everything was locked up and we were all inside.  Which was nice.  Tomas and I played Scrabble, the boys played the piano, I got some work done, and Cory got to hang out with his hetero-life partner (the other one, not me...figure that one out)

But then there was Sunday......

This is what my dear husband looked like on Sunday-

(not my actual dear husband, THANK GOD)

And this is what my sweet little baby boy looked like towards the end of the night...

Why?  Because of this- this god forsaken little gem of a germ-

The Danger Family Funday tradition home wrecker.   No, it is not your run of the mill floozy home wrecker, but alas it is...the influenza.

So we slept it out, sweated it out, and did what we generally do here at the Danger homestead- try to heal at home, and complain a lot.  There were tears, (mostly my own), funny smells, complaints, groans, the usual....

Oh- and lots of nose picking on Oliver's part, which for the most part I let slide because he was not well.

It was delightful....

Because my sister-in-law called

Ok.  So I get it.  In the past week, I have had three different people ask me when I am going to put up all those pictures that I "promised".  Geesh- who knew people still take me at my word! 

So, because I am a lazy, insolent, bon-bon hoarding sloth, and I obviously have nothing else to do all day long, (but mostly because I love my family and love looking at my kiddos, which by default means that YOU must too) I am now officially posting all the damn pictures!

There was a girl over there by Goofy's house that he was just dying to impress.  I think it went well.

Disneyland was a surprise.  Don't you think he looks surprised?!

Oliver was not only surprised, but very very excited.

If ever there is another war (!) I would feel pretty safe with these men.

Ok boys-

What's with the rat faces?  Ahhhh masta Splinter.

Oliver was SO stoked on meeting Mickey that he almost cried.  He got to shake his hand, and he still tells EVERYONE he meets- "Mickey ah shaka' my handa".  He's so proud. (please excuse my gross face- it was SOOOOO hot, it melted off right before this picture! Convenient, I know.)

He was thiiiiiisssss close.

Never fails to stop the tears.  Thank you Mr. Carousel Inventor.  Thank you.

B-E-A-T.

And there you have it.  Loads of Danger Family Fundays.

xoxo-

Mama Danger

First things first-

You ever seen that episode of Sponge Bob Square Pants where he sings that song?  You know...yes you do....

"it's the besssttttt day everrrrrr"

ohhhhhh...that one..... funny how NOW that no one is looking you remembered-

tomorrow.  

Tomorrow will be the best day ever.

I don't usually watch much T.V.  And I thought that I was stoked on the Fall lineup coming back from the dark and dreary depths of the strike.  But you know what?  This season so far? Lame.  I am totally stoked that what's his face finally manned up and proposed to Pam though.  I mean come on, an entire cultural phrase has been coined from this one- being a Pam, or being Pammed, or ewwww what a Pam.  It was about dang time.  But now what?  Now what do we look forward to?  Filing?

Fear not, dear consumer of popular media!  Your answer awaits you-

PUSHING DAISIES RETURNS!

I am so excited- I mean how cute is she?!

Which reminds me- who are we rooting for for PR?  I gotta admit- I am torn.  Jerrell or Leann?  Leann is so adorable, and SO dang funny!  And I love that she rocks those glasses AND wears her hair just like mine and I just adore her digs!

But Jerrell- there is just something about that boy!

I just don't know....I just don't know.

P.S- For all my peeps (by marriage- meh.) Happy Rosh Hashanah!  

wait. What?!

This weekend.  This weekend was quite the weekend.  We completed yet another episode of "Danger Family Funday" on Sunday (catch that?  Its a doozy...) but I can't blog about it just yet.  Because my husband tells me what to do.  All the time....ughhhh....

I have been instructed- and quite firmly so- to NOT blog about our trip to D-Land as Oliver calls it, until I am ready to scour and sort all of my pictures from the day.  I must then post them accordingly to said blog post, immediately followed by a second post entitled "All of those pictures that I said I would post in a blog "soon to come" and then never did, therefore making me a big fat liar".

I am not ready for that post folks.  So I will not tell you about D-Land.

Yet.....

But here is what is SUPER funny about this weekend-

I totally missed my ten year high school reunion.  Why?  There are a few reasons why, but that is not what is important.

Instead of going to my ten year high school reunion, we stayed home, with our ten year old son.

  

And I bet we had more fun than drunks (still) singing into the mic and jerks (still) being total assholes.

You know who you are....oh yes.....

P.s. total side note- Happy Birthday Jonnie Boy!  (he is neither the drunk, or the asshole.  He is just my kid brother).

xoxo,

J.Danger

Our house is kind of a mess...

There are art supplies everywhere, and books.  Books on the stairs, books taking over the library, books in the kitchen....and the art supplies?  They are everywhere too.  Sharpies on the nightstand, tracing paper by the t.v., paint pens in the office, color pencils everywhere.

You wanna' know a secret?

I freaking LOVE it.

I love it because Cory and I let our kids be mini readers and artists, because we let them pretend to tattoo each other (and sometimes Dad tattoos himself, but don't tell my mother-in-law). 

But thats because we are both artists (but mostly Cory).

And that, along with all of the art supplies taking over my house, allows my husband to be as creative as he wants to be, whenever he wants to be.

So that he can make things like this....

I love it...and so does Oliver...

I am so proud of Cory, and I love that Cory has the ability to do things like this jacket.

and I LOVE it when he does things like this-

But you know what I love the most?

That our kids are so cool they can totally ROCK it!

xoxo-

J.Danger

Hello?

Hi there.  I know, I know.  I am the lamest of the lame.  But something has to give in the mix.  Here is what I gave up in my mix-  this blog, eating, and my appearance.  My husband is REALLY excited about that one...

But all in all the new school year is going well for all.

I picked up another research and assistant gig, and so far I love it.  I have already had two articles reviewed with the first research gig and so far both have gone well.  I will officially have my name mentioned and acknowledged in both of them! Pretty sweet-

I have not fallen behind in any of my classes, and I am feeling a pretty sweet GPA this semester (knock on wood- knock knock).

I am taking the GRE again next weekend, and the Literature subject test in October- so we will see how that goes.

Tomas is doing well also.  Anyone who knows what we have gone through with him the last two school years can fairly gauge how this school year is going.  But we as a family worked so hard all summer to help him succeed, and we are pulling every trick out of the bag this year. 

That is all I got on this end.  Oh yeah, except for a few things-

TOMAS IS TEN YEARS OLD!  How in the world am I old enough to have a ten year old?!  Oh thaaaattttts riiiiiiiiight- I'm NOT!  We celebrated his birthday over the weekend, with numerous other children, and a medieval evening amongst horses and poop, and eating with our hands while screaming and booing.  It was so cultured and high class- nothing is too good for our kids.

Meanwhile, Oliver experienced all that is Disneyland for his first time.  He is in love with Pluto, and keeps his ticket in his pocket so that he has access to his dear dear love at all times...

Good times, good times.

xoxo-

J.Danger