Thursday, August 14, 2008

Operation Laundry

Tomas has been gone all week. (oops, sorry! I made it almost one whole day!) So how is it exactly that all of our hampers are still overflowing with a smorgasboard of stinky men/youngmen/toddler clothes?! Even Tomas has an overflowing hamper, and he is not even here!

What the hell guys!

Oliver has this new habit of storing "treasures" in his pockets. Why do they even give toddlers pockets? For their wallets? Really?!

Here is what I found yesterday in his teeny tiny babykin pockets-

4 clothing tags (he forces me to cut them off, but them keeps them. He rubs them adoringly through the day. Why?)

3 small grey pebbles

1 ball of rolled up red string

1 (originally was a ) breadstick

32 cents (ka-ching! Housekeeping IS profitable!)

House rule- mom keeps the money she find when doing the laundry. It's my sur-charge.

Today I received one of the highest compliments ever. A dear family friend of ours claimed that my writing style reminds her of Erma Bombeck.

I was flabbergasted!

Here is a link to an amazing website of hers-
http://www.ermamuseum.org/home.asp

With that- here is a quote of hers that I love (and you know me and quotes!)-

"When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.' "

Have a good day dearies!

xoxo,
J.Danger

9 comments:

Jamie Agius said...

Mrs. Danger...you are an amazing writer. That was hilarious and adorable!

J.Danger said...

ahh thanks Jamie!

StickyGooeyCreamyChewy said...

Very cute and fun post. I like your style!

Emiline said...

This kid sounds way cute. At first, I was afraid of what treasures he collected.

Why do they make pockets?

J.Danger said...

sticky- thank you mam! I love your recipes! That makes my family love you!

Emiline- I have no idea! And sweetie, I am always afraid!

Brittany said...

Ugh, just thinking of the crap (boogers!) I pull from my boys shorts pockets makes me cringe.

J.Danger said...

Brittany-

yes, but don't you think the ones on the walls are even worse?!

eck.

Rosie said...

Hi Mrs Danger,I just love your blog and your style of writing - you put a huge smile on face as I read through :)

Many thanks for calling by my blog and leaving lovely comments :)

Rosie x

J.Danger said...

Rosie-

Likewise! And THANK YOU for putting me on your blog roll! Thats a first for me!