Because everyone needs a little Danger in their life.
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Dear Sinus Infection-
Here's the thing. I understand how awesome and cozy my head must obviously be, seeing as how this is your third stay at Hotel Jessica in only two months. So obviously, I must be totally awesome. But you know what- I am taking my pineapple back my friend. You are not welcome here! This is the worst weekend ever for you to come and cozy on up in all my canals- because I have a TON of work, I am teaching tomorrow, and am home alone TILL MONDAY with los Boyos, and frankly- I just don't like you. You are gross. You stink. You leave a mess everywhere. And you make me look like a mongoloid. Not that I have anything against mongoloids, cuz I totally don't, but still....come on!