The closest I get to drunk dialing...

I will regret this in the morning.  I will, and I know this now.

Midterms start for me next week.  This saturday is my GRE Literature test.  You know, the test in which I need to know oh....EVERYTHING EVER WRITTEN of ANY significance.  That's the one. I had so much fun this weekend with Aunt Susan down, and Saturday with Tomas, and Sunday with the madre, but alas my brain is lacking in the "know everything about everything" department come today.   And leave it to me to plan one of the two most significant tests of my academic career (which lets face, IS my career) the same damn week as midterms.  I mean come on!

Oh- and I just completed a deadline for one of my two research gigs. Kind of got a job from home (yay holiday money!)...oh yes, then there is also the family, with those kids, and that husband, oh and that house....with all that laundry.....

But what can you do right....beats being bored and under stimulated. Right?

Someone tell me I am right...

xoxo-

J.Danger

This Bitch is BROKE!

My dear friend Cassey, aka Mama Cass, is broke. But she is also smart, and she is sooooo dang talented! So- she made a halloween make-up video and entered into a contest over at www.beautychoice.com so that she can win $500 for her adorable little kiddo, whom I dearly love, Cash.

So- go vote for her. Plus, here's the kicker, you don't have to feel bad for voting for her just because I told you to. Trust me, hers really is the best one up.

Here's a picture of what she did!  Oh yeah, and her....

So go vote- get to it!

www.beautychoice.com

Vote for Miss Cassey Cakes!

I promise Cash will all write you thank you cards!

xoxo
Mama Danger

The food you eat-

I don't want to get too political on this site, most of you know how I feel about most things. So instead, I posted this hysterical video that I stole from my friend Jamie!

It's just for the better.

Please excuse the smell...

Our house smelled funny this weekend.  All weekend.

Saturday afternoon it was raining, so everything was locked up and we were all inside.  Which was nice.  Tomas and I played Scrabble, the boys played the piano, I got some work done, and Cory got to hang out with his hetero-life partner (the other one, not me...figure that one out)

But then there was Sunday......

This is what my dear husband looked like on Sunday-

(not my actual dear husband, THANK GOD)

And this is what my sweet little baby boy looked like towards the end of the night...

Why?  Because of this- this god forsaken little gem of a germ-

The Danger Family Funday tradition home wrecker.   No, it is not your run of the mill floozy home wrecker, but alas it is...the influenza.

So we slept it out, sweated it out, and did what we generally do here at the Danger homestead- try to heal at home, and complain a lot.  There were tears, (mostly my own), funny smells, complaints, groans, the usual....

Oh- and lots of nose picking on Oliver's part, which for the most part I let slide because he was not well.

It was delightful....

Because my sister-in-law called

Ok.  So I get it.  In the past week, I have had three different people ask me when I am going to put up all those pictures that I "promised".  Geesh- who knew people still take me at my word! 

So, because I am a lazy, insolent, bon-bon hoarding sloth, and I obviously have nothing else to do all day long, (but mostly because I love my family and love looking at my kiddos, which by default means that YOU must too) I am now officially posting all the damn pictures!

There was a girl over there by Goofy's house that he was just dying to impress.  I think it went well.

Disneyland was a surprise.  Don't you think he looks surprised?!

Oliver was not only surprised, but very very excited.

If ever there is another war (!) I would feel pretty safe with these men.

Ok boys-

What's with the rat faces?  Ahhhh masta Splinter.

Oliver was SO stoked on meeting Mickey that he almost cried.  He got to shake his hand, and he still tells EVERYONE he meets- "Mickey ah shaka' my handa".  He's so proud. (please excuse my gross face- it was SOOOOO hot, it melted off right before this picture! Convenient, I know.)

He was thiiiiiisssss close.

Never fails to stop the tears.  Thank you Mr. Carousel Inventor.  Thank you.

B-E-A-T.

And there you have it.  Loads of Danger Family Fundays.

xoxo-

Mama Danger

First things first-

You ever seen that episode of Sponge Bob Square Pants where he sings that song?  You know...yes you do....

"it's the besssttttt day everrrrrr"

ohhhhhh...that one..... funny how NOW that no one is looking you remembered-

tomorrow.  

Tomorrow will be the best day ever.

I don't usually watch much T.V.  And I thought that I was stoked on the Fall lineup coming back from the dark and dreary depths of the strike.  But you know what?  This season so far? Lame.  I am totally stoked that what's his face finally manned up and proposed to Pam though.  I mean come on, an entire cultural phrase has been coined from this one- being a Pam, or being Pammed, or ewwww what a Pam.  It was about dang time.  But now what?  Now what do we look forward to?  Filing?

Fear not, dear consumer of popular media!  Your answer awaits you-

PUSHING DAISIES RETURNS!

I am so excited- I mean how cute is she?!

Which reminds me- who are we rooting for for PR?  I gotta admit- I am torn.  Jerrell or Leann?  Leann is so adorable, and SO dang funny!  And I love that she rocks those glasses AND wears her hair just like mine and I just adore her digs!

But Jerrell- there is just something about that boy!

I just don't know....I just don't know.

P.S- For all my peeps (by marriage- meh.) Happy Rosh Hashanah!  

wait. What?!

This weekend.  This weekend was quite the weekend.  We completed yet another episode of "Danger Family Funday" on Sunday (catch that?  Its a doozy...) but I can't blog about it just yet.  Because my husband tells me what to do.  All the time....ughhhh....

I have been instructed- and quite firmly so- to NOT blog about our trip to D-Land as Oliver calls it, until I am ready to scour and sort all of my pictures from the day.  I must then post them accordingly to said blog post, immediately followed by a second post entitled "All of those pictures that I said I would post in a blog "soon to come" and then never did, therefore making me a big fat liar".

I am not ready for that post folks.  So I will not tell you about D-Land.

Yet.....

But here is what is SUPER funny about this weekend-

I totally missed my ten year high school reunion.  Why?  There are a few reasons why, but that is not what is important.

Instead of going to my ten year high school reunion, we stayed home, with our ten year old son.

  

And I bet we had more fun than drunks (still) singing into the mic and jerks (still) being total assholes.

You know who you are....oh yes.....

P.s. total side note- Happy Birthday Jonnie Boy!  (he is neither the drunk, or the asshole.  He is just my kid brother).

xoxo,

J.Danger